Spurtles
Spurtle - $10 A spurtle, in case you don’t know, is a Scottish kitchen tool used to stir porridge & other foods. I know what you’re thinking: That’s just a stick.  Why would I pay 10 bucks for a stick? Here's why:  My spurtles are made from hard maple & oak sticks, debarked, dried, sanded smooth then finished with pure food grade tung oil or polymerized linseed oil. Each one has a knobby end for good grip.  And these are no whimpy spurtles.  They're good for heavy mixing when those cheapo wooden spoons just won’t do. Sure, you can go traipsing through the bug infested forest & chop down a giant tree just to get that perfect spurtle stick way at the top.  Then spend hours sanding & finishing. Or, for less than the price of a triple mochacchino latte with oat milk, caramel syrup, cinnamon & foam from your favorite coffee bar, you can choose a spurtle from my carefully curated selection that perfectly matches the unique shape of your hand.   And remember, a guest may turn up to your next dinner party driving the same car as you & wearing a designer outfit identical to yours but you can feel secure in the knowledge that your spurtle is truly unique.
Spurtle - $10 A spurtle, in case you don’t know, is a Scottish kitchen tool used to stir porridge & other foods. I know what you’re thinking: That’s just a stick.  Why would I pay 10 bucks for a stick? Here's why:  My spurtles are made from hard maple & oak sticks, debarked, dried, sanded smooth then finished with pure food grade tung oil or polymerized linseed oil. Each one has a knobby end for good grip.  And these are no whimpy spurtles.  They're good for heavy mixing when those cheapo wooden spoons just won’t do. Sure, you can go traipsing through the bug infested forest & chop down a giant tree just to get that perfect spurtle stick way at the top.  Then spend hours sanding & finishing. Or, for less than the price of a triple mochacchino latte with oat milk, caramel syrup, cinnamon & foam from your favorite coffee bar, you can choose a spurtle from my carefully curated selection that perfectly matches the unique shape of your hand.   And remember, a guest may turn up to your next dinner party driving the same car as you & wearing a designer outfit identical to yours but you can feel secure in the knowledge that your spurtle is truly unique.
Spurtles