My first bacon mallet.

As I was making mallets one day I noticed that strips of half-melted liquid Tide detergent containers looked a lot like bacon. It didn’t take me long to realized that I was on to something …

Followed soon after by the bacon & scrambled egg model.

This mallet will be handy to cheer for Sweden or the Ukraine the next time you go to the Olympics

And who wouldn’t want one of these for your next St. Patricks Day celebration.

I made this model in honour of a sports team that’s located on the northwest shore of Lake Ontario & plays a sport which takes place on a frozen surface. (I can’t say Toronto Maple Leafs or they will probably sue me for the enormous profits generated by this product).

Apple has the iPhone, iPad, iThis & iThat. iBlahBlahBlah. I have the iMallet with beautiful soild white head & elegant turned handle.  And I don’t even charge double for it.